We’ve all seen this in the park. Somebody ‘gets notions’, tries a flick or trick and ends up in a heap on the ground, the focus of merciless mockery from all.

Of course, you expect better from someone like Danny Welbeck.

The Manchester United striker tried to pull off…well it’s not clear exactly what he was trying to do. Maybe it’s a slightly undercooked pre-season party trick he’s been working on and decided to give a public airing during yesterday’s friendly in Thailand, against a Singha All Star XI.

Either way, it didn’t work. At all. Enjoy.