Occasionally, when I am covering matches at the more sparse stadia in the League of Ireland, the players' words to each other and the referees are pretty audible - and sometimes unrepeatable. 

Major League Soccer side Philadelphia Union decided to mic-up former Rangers player Maurice Edu for a match against Seattle Sounders and here's how things played out (he does use 'aye' a lot which may or may not have been learned in the SPL)...