The Arsenal team had hoped that Monday's match agains Manchester City would be the place where they would be able to secure Christmas number one, but since Leicester have a firm lead, they've turned to the musical charts instead in search of that coveted top spot.
While Cech is a (not so little) drummer boy himself and can actually play his instrument well, his team-mates don't appear to have been blessed with the same talent as he was.
Alexis Sanchez plays the keyboard with little regard for the notes that may be emitted as a result, while they give Nacho Monreal some festive bells and essentially demote him to being the Bez of the band.
Still, don't bet against Gunners & Roses producing an album at some stage in 2016.
It beats QPR's effort anyway.