Andrea Pirlo owns a vineyard, is ageing like a fine wine and scores wonder goals with his eyes closed.
That's why this weekly Team 33 blog is called 'You Saw It on Pirlo's Grapevine' and the Italy legend lived up to his reputation on Friday with this golazo for Serie A league leaders Juventus against Atalanta:
Unfortunately it now looks like Roma are out of the title race after slumping to a 1-1 draw at Verona. Francesco Totti did score a nice goal for the Giallorossi. No on-pitch selfie celebration though:
Perhaps Antonio Candreva should have gone for a simple selfie having injured himself celebrating as Roma's city rivals Lazio beat Palermo:
Over in Spain, Cristiano Ronaldo got on the scoresheet as Real Madrid laboured to victory over Elche. A thumping good header it was:
And let's not forget Nani who is enjoying a new lease on life with Sporting Lisbon:
Bring Nani back. Thriker! #mufc http://t.co/8Qh4gJapQt
— Newstalk's Team 33 (@teamthirtythree) February 22, 2015