Not even the relentless screams from his loving tweenage fans could ruin Ashton Kutcher's truly excellent speech at last night's Teen Choice Awards. 

When 35-year-old Kutcher went up on stage to receive the Ultimate Choice Award, he took the opportunity to give the young crowd some realistic advice about life. 

It was so good, in fact, it almost makes us forgive him for taking over for Charlie Sheen on the awful Two and a Half Men.

Almost.