Today's Paper Review kicked off with the story of an Irish football fan who may very well be looking back in regret in a few years.

Chris highlighted the story, covered in today's Sun, of the man who was so thrilled by Jonathan Walter's brace earlier this week that he has tattooed the player's name on his bottom.

Ivan had some blunt advice for anybody considering such a tattoo: "Get a grip. Please... It's a permanent solution for a temporary feeling of ecstasy".

In more serious stories, the ongoing fallout from the Paris attacks continues to dominate the broadsheets. European justice ministers are set to meet later today, while French authorities have warned of the potential risk of a chemical attack in Europe.

The IBRC inquiry controversy is the lead in the Irish Examiner, while the same paper claims that Cabinet has spent €700,000 on reports on universal health insurance.

In today's tabloids, there are reports from the court where the man convicted of Veronica Guerin's murder is seeking to have his conviction declared a miscarriage of justice. Yesterday's serious assault in Navan is also covered, along with the latest from France.

Meanwhile, there's a very cold weekend forecast, and Beaumont Hospital has formally apologised to the family of an elderly man for failing to protect his dignity.

Back to some lighter stories, it seems Louis Walsh gave 'serious consideration' to going on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here before being advised against it. Ivan and Chris, however, felt the music manager and TV personality would have a very good chance of winning the competition if and when he decides to travel to the jungle...

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