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6 reasons why Putin is a welcome addition to the singles market...

The Russian president has just announced he is back on the market and judging by his calendar rel...
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15.09 3 Apr 2014


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6 reasons why Putin is a welco...

6 reasons why Putin is a welcome addition to the singles market...

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Newstalk

15.09 3 Apr 2014


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The Russian president has just announced he is back on the market and judging by his calendar released for 2014... All the single ladies out there are in for a treat!

We picked six of our favourite poses that show Putin at his best.

1. Bearback riding

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Let’s kick off with the month that’s in it... April. Putin promises: “I’d let you ride me any day”. A little bit forward perhaps but when you got it...

2. Nuzzlin’

If you think Putin is just a ‘wham, bam, thank you mam’ kind of guy well, you’d be way off the mark. Mr President loves a good nuzzle in June (dolphins optional).

3. Gone fishin’

There may be plenty of fish in August but there’s only one worth catching... yep, you guessed it.

4. Smile with Your Eyes

Did you think it was Tyra Banks on American’s Next Top Model who invented the ‘smeyes’? Wrong! In March, you can see Vlad’s been smiling with those sexy peepholes for decades.

5. Suited and Bootay'd

Just when you thought he couldn’t get any sexier... he only goes and power poses in a suit for September. H.O.T.

6. What a tease...

No doubt by October, you’ll be bowled over by Putin’s wily charms but ladies be warned. With a wink like this you just know there’s going to be trouble.

Would you like to see more of this? You can check out the *"If you stop being so sexy, I'll stop being gay" Putin calendar in full here.

And in case you were wondering, P-man can wink with his left eye just as well. Hubba, hubba.


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