The fear you feel when cooking naked is over! The Naked Bacon Cooking Armour is here to protect you from bacon grease flying out of the pan and onto your manly bits!
J&D Food's Naked Bacon Cooking Armour consists of a hard plastic shell covered with foam then enclosed in vinyl. Finally you can cook your morning fry up with ease!
Co-founder Justin Esch told Huffington Post: "It truly is the gold standard of genital grease burn protection."
And he said he hopes the groin protector will also inspire those who do their sizzling with clothes on to take them off.
"We're just opening the door," he said. "With any luck you step through it because happiness is waiting on the other side."
The Naked Bacon Cooking Armour is available from the company's website for $14.99 (£9.60) plus post and packing.