Ray Parlour relives the short back and sides quip which kept him out of the 1998 World Cup

"How are we going to win the league this year if we're all drunk and they're all smoking!"    

 Andy Cole and Ray Parlour are stumped by Joe's use of the phrase "multi-faceted, complex person" to describe Roy Keane

Andy Cole revealed how Dwight Yorke acted as the go-between between himself and Teddy Sheringham

Robbie Fowler wasn't smiling when he used to clean Neil 'Razor' Ruddock's poo

 Joe tried to go all Harry Potter for a second

 Robbie Fowler had a hilarious story about a conversation between Rob Jones and Jason McAteer at the All Ireland final

The trio picked out their All Star XIs