A Louth company called Proposetome.com is offering to stage elaborate marriage proposals for would-be bride and grooms.
That set Breakfast presenter Ivan off: "I have ranted about First Communions, birthdays, stag parties - why can't they just do the simple plain thing and ask "will you marry me"?"
"Deirdre was changing a lightbulb, I had won a few quid at the Galway races and I said 'I think we'll buy a ring'. She was desperate. She said yes."
On the front pages:
The Irish Times: "UK bombing of ISIS could begin today" - and that has happened since the papers went to print.
Their second story: "O'Brien sells Topaz for €450 million."
The Irish Examiner: "Creches do not impede progress of children" on a new Growing Up in Ireland survey.
Also: "Karen's killer opts not to appeal length of sentence" on Karen Buckley's killer.
In The Irish Independent: "State schools match fee-paying schools for college admissions".
The Sun has: "Beauty and the cheat" - that story about a woman who was caught in a fraud after complaining she was in agony after a minor car crash who was found to be posing as a bodybuilder on Facebook.
They are also running that Keith Duffy is to return to Coronation Street and a story about the huge cost of Adele concert tickets.
The Star: "Abuse trial horror - man slapped me in face and said 'That's your birthday present'".
The Mirror: "14 shot dead at disabled centre" about America's latest mass shooting.
The Irish Daily Mail: "Generation who will never buy their own homes".
The Herald covers the story of a man who appeared on Crimecall to highlight the disappearance of his son and his son's girlfriend. The family received threats that night, it has emerged.
The Farmer's Journal: "In fighting within the IFA, no consensus on whether the Executive Board should go".
And online, The Irish Times has news that David Drumm is to attempt again to have his bankruptcy discharged in the US.
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