As politicians despair over 'da yooth' being given advice on threesomes, does it make you yearn for a simpler time when...

1. Threesomes were for maths class

2. Girls were stupid

3. Ma's got pregnant

4. Condoms didn't happen until Gay unrolled one on the Late Late

5. You were a kid until you were 21

6. You spent your money on dime bars not ten spots

7. Your good shoes were shoes, not trainers

8. You had your tea at 6 around the table

9. A Sunday treat would be a spin in the car, a packet of Tayto and a Fanta

10. O'Connell St. was exotic