Today is Older People's Day and in the pages of the papers advice to younger people, including these gems:
- Don't get married until you meet the inlaws
- Always keep your feet warm
- Listen to those who care about you
- Get your qualifications
- Have more sex
The Irish Times has as its front page story "Report calls for major changes in maternity services", that story based on a report from a UK expert written in the wake of baby deaths here.
"Penalty point drivers escape conviction" - Carl O'Brien's story about how people have been falling through the holes in the system.
The Examiner has "Council urged to pay €4 million to repair fire trap".
Staying with that paper, "Coalition party leaders fail to quell talk of snap election - Taoiseach insists talk of early election needs to stop".
Out of that story, Ivan Yates said he was happy to take Enda Kenny up on his offer of a wager on an early election.
"I'll give him an even monkey that the election will be held in November" former bookie Yates offered.
The Irish Independent says: "McAleese a victim in fire trap complex saga" - former President and her husband bought two of the apartments involved in the Longboat Quay scandal.
Elsewhere in The Independent, an update on the drink driving Irish-English dockets debacle, in terms of pending cases the DPP has written to gardaí advising them to seek adjournments until there is clarity.
The Daily Mail also goes with the Longboat Quay story "Engineer stands over safety certificate he signed, angry residents want builder to foot the bill "
The Herald has the same story "A gun is being put to my head" - mum Nina Buckley is one of the residents who has been told to pay €18,000.
Then the Celbridge death is covered widely.
The Herald goes with "How do I tell my girl her Dad is dead", The Star goes with "Killed at party, garda bite criminal beaten to death - HIV man who bit cop on street found dead at home".
The Mirror goes with "€5 a day slaves in Kilkenny."
The Farmer's Journal has "GLAS payments to fall" - the second round of the environmental payments are to fall.
Finally, in The Star, the stirring news that James Bond will order a dry martini with a twist of lemon, rather than the traditional martini in the new Spectre film.
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